1. specialagentofthelamb:

    This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic & amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!

    (Source: futomato, via carol-ing)


  2. people drive me crazy.


  3. officialputin:




    reblog if your url represents who you really are 

    I am really Putin’s girlfriend

    then we have a problem

    I can explain it


    (via hunterbunter)

  4. kellster82:

    fucking ellen

    (Source: ellen-degeneresfan, via ironicgrandma)


  5. THAT CARD YOU WISH YOU CUT: V - U.S. Hegemony is over

    Summer is almost over and oceans is almost here.
    The world is falling apart at the seams more than ever.
    This means it must be time for the 2014 debate season to start, right?


    alright, andre. thanks.

    Unipolar U.S. hegemony is over – failure to acknowledge leads to unchecked chaos.

    RT 7/14 [interview with Russian Deputy Security Council Secretary Evgeny Lukyanovhttp://rt.com/politics/169860-us-hegemony-brics-russia/ - July 02, 2014]

    The deputy head of Russia’s supreme security body says US international dominance is being replaced by multiple centers of power. He urged a global agreement on the results of the Cold War, warning that the world could otherwise become engulfed in chaos.“The United States has an impression that the breakup of the Soviet Union was the only result of the Cold War. This is arguable, and this is possible. But no one has attempted to analyze the results or make any conclusions from the situation. The unipolar world headed by Americans simply appeared,” Evgeny Lukyanov told the RIA Novosti. “However, this status quo was not built to last. New power centers have appeared on the international arena, including the BRICS nations, and Russia itself has managed to regain its stance. Nations openly declare their interests and demand respect to their basic rights. This is how the US hegemony on the international arena has ended and of course Washington officials cannot agree with this,” the Russian official stated. Lukyanov emphasized in the interview that the USSR was no more.“ Russia is a different state, a participant of international processes and we want to have a say, we have national interests which we intend to defend,” he said.“This caused the West to overreact, on the verge of hysteria. But you cannot ignore the ‘Russia factor’ in the world,” the official added. Lukyanov told reporters that all nations should gather and reach an agreement finalizing the Cold War. He suggested that it is done at a global congress of all major players and said that the only existing organization for such task is the UN and its Security Council. “Otherwise, we will have no rules of the game, no agreements. Violations will happen without concrete obligations, and the world will become less manageable and more chaotic,” he said. Lukyanov also touched upon the current situation in Ukraine and mentioned that US advisors were actively helping the Kiev regime. “I am talking about intelligence specialists and people from US power structures. Of course, these people do not limit themselves to advice, they are developing a strategic line that the authorities are following strictly in making their decisions,” he noted. The official also recalled that Russia also used US advisors during the reforms of the early ’90s and said that the results of this cooperation could be a warning to everyone who decides to repeat it. He also said that it was unlikely that Kiev officials could establish order while using mercenaries from private military companies, such as Greystone Limited. German press has reported earlier that about 400 contractors from US private security firms were taking part in the Ukrainian military operation against anti-government protesters in southeastern regions of the country.

  6. thrillboswaggins:




    Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone

    Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.

    In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.


    ^^ this all damn day. the degradation of outdated social values doesn’t equal less education or a failing generation. actually, we’re all killin’ it. scientific innovations, social movements, hopefully pulling the brakes on global catastrophe in the next few generations. y’all fucked it up and we’re here to clean your mess because we’ve got no choice. a couple weeks ago i had a 63 year old woman tell me about how youth now are so much less racist than when she was growing up. obviously, we’ve got a lot left to do but we aren’t gonna buy into the whole house, boat, two kids, american capitalistic private-disinterest bullshit that culturally fueled the demise of american politics in the first place. screw looking the other way while big brother takes care of himself or is bought off, whatever makes the metaphor work for ya.

    besides, this author seems obsessed with our ability to retain knowledge. fool, we’re moving beyond that way of evaluating individual capabilities. it’s not what you know, it’s how you get there and what you think about that. maybe that’s why you hate the web and youth so much because you can’t stand to see the world you’ve invested so much in disappear.

    this dude was a bush-era education bureaucrat, anyone surprised? 

    (via ante-establishment)

    Tagged #education
  7. Jim Morrison passed out on stage in Amsterdam. He had eaten an ounce of hash that day, plus popped all the pills the kids gave him.

    (Source: babeimgonnaleaveu, via heroinsight)

  9. anamorphosis-and-isolate:

    Short Term 12 (2013)

    Grace: Why are you so nice to me?
    Mason: It’s because you are the weirdest, most beautiful person that I’ve ever met in my whole entire life.

    (via marlykritik)

  11. (via burgertv)


  12. It’s the only explanation that makes sense.


    You have 48 hours to plan a public event for 1000 people. And a budget of $0. But you did it.



  13. super-highschool-level-homestuck:









    I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 



    Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

    So i tried it both ways and uh

    i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

    this made me laugh really hard….

    and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

    but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

    So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

    Its not science unless you write it down so 

    First method:

    Well done, i guess…


    I fucked up

    Girls… how?



    It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

    Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

    Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

    but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

    and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

    It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

    bless you

    (Source: princessveroni, via piecebybeautifulpiece)


  14. art. what is it, and why?

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